Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Week Two Post B

Since I'm too lazy to look for a quote or write a letter to a character or the author, I'll just analyze the setting and the characters and stuff. A lot of the book is written from the perspective of two German prisoners of war who have escaped and are hiding out in America. Detroit, actually. They have a strange opinion of America. They don't really dislike it, as neither of them really accepted the Nazi political doctrine. They just think that it is a very strange place where you can walk down the street without being asked for your papers. They find some American to be lazy, but know that there are many equally lazy Germans. They only halfheartedly supported the war to begin with, and accept that the Germans no longer have the strength to win the war. In their mind, America is a land of opportunity, and if they must be somewhere other than Germany until the war ends, they may as well be in America.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Week Two Post A

Vocab 1: Pince-Nez: A type of glasses that work with no earpieces but by pinching the nose. Page 64.

Vocab 2: I've looked through the entire section and I can't find another one.

Figurative 1: "Bolted like a rabbit". It is a simile, it uses the word like.
Figurative 2: "He was a snake". This is a metaphor because it compares someone to something they are not without using the words like or as.
Figurative 3: "...as long as the fire of National Socialism burns within our breast..." This is an example of a metaphor, I think, because there is no actual fire burning and it doesn't compare anything with anything else.

Quote: Walter: "You could go to jail for that." Darcy: "I've already been." I picked this quote for two reasons. First, because it is very important to the establishment of Darcy as a hardcore bad-ass type character. Second, and most importantly, it was the first quote that I could find.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Week One Post A

My quote for this section is from Honey Deal, the main character. When asked is she has ever read Mein Kampf, Hitler's book, she replies "I didn't, and you know why? Because it's so fucking boring. I tried a few times and gave up." I like it because it establishes her as totally irreverent, especially since she is married to a German who prides himself on his loyalty to his leader.

This man writes with an 8th grade skill level, and so uses very little big words or figurative language.

Week One Post B

There isn't much to say about the book at this point. So far it has all been character introduction and that kind of stuff, no story yet. I don't know enough about the book to do any of the things on the list like write a letter or analyze a character yet, and there haven't been any good quotes yet. So I'm just gonna describe the book a little. Its set in the 1940s, during World War II, and focuses around Honey Deal, an American woman living in America who is married to a German spy who believes himself to be the twin brother of Heinrich Himmler, but she doesn't know he is a spy...I just realized that this would make a better sitcom than a book. The only reason that I picked this was that there is a woman with a gun on the cover. It seemed like a good reason at the time. Anyway, the government thinks that he is a spy, and that he is hiding to escaped prisoners of war, which he is. That's all the reader finds out at this point in the book.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Outside Reading Second Quarter Overview

I'm reading Up in Honey's Room by Elmore Leonard, published in 2007. It is fiction, and is 292 pages long. I chose this book because there is a woman with a gun on the cover, which is a perfectly good reason. It is sufficiently challenging becuase I found it by searching for adult novels.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Week 4 Part 2

After the trial, Razor was placed in the B-Wing of Latchmere House, a juvenile holding prison The B-Wing of Latchmere House has two sections. He had heard that juvenile was easy, so he wasn't worried. B-One if for minor crimes and younger children, and prisoners were not allowed to smoke. B-Two was for more serious crimes. Razor was placed in B-One. He wanted to be moved to B-Two, so one day at roll call he didn't leave his room to be counted. He waited for a screw to notice he was gone, and then refused to come out for roll call unless he was moved to B-Two. The screw called a Senior Officer, who basically told Razor to do what he was told or get a beating. Razor told them to do their worst, backed up into the corner, and put his fists up. A few screws rushed him. He was quickly subdued and brought to the punishment block.

The screws beat him and bruised most of his body, leaving him in the block that night. But the next morning when they came in, he was doing push-ups. He couldn't let them see that they had hurt him. They brought him to trial, and he pled guilty. He was sentenced to a week of solitary. When the week was up, he was moved to B-Two. This taught him that he could use violence to get what he wanted.

In his cell in B-Two he met a kid named Jel. Jel was in for burglary, and hated the screws as much as Razor. They got along really well, and decided to et revenge on the screws for their treatment. One night, when a screw that the prisoners just called Hitler was passing by their cell, they threw a bag filled with human feces at his head. He was hit, but didn't know who had done it. The screws tried to find out who had done it, but nobody confessed. A few weeks later, after the commotion had died down, they did it again. This time, they were caught by the screws and sentenced to a week of solitary each.

A few weeks later, he attempted to escape Latchmere House. He failed, and was brought to trial on escape charges. He jokingly used the Geneva Convention do defend his actions, citing a number of newspaper articles about the "War on Crime". He stated that if there was a war on crime, he was clearly a soldier in the criminal army who had been imprisoned during said war. His defense failed due to the fact that the criminal under ground is, at best, a terrorist organization but definitely not an opposing state. Also, there was no declaration of war. While the judge thought that the defense had been very clever and amusing, he had to rule in favor of the prison. Razor stated: "That was it. I had won a battle but lost the war, a war that the prosecution could prove did not exist." Shortly after this, Razor was sent to the Old Bailey.

Razor was proud to have made it to the Old Bailey at such a young age. It was a legendary court, where all the high profile and hardened criminals get tried. He reached it at the age of 16. He was expecting a nine month sentence. He got three years. He served his sentence at Ashford, a large, rundown prison. On the first day, he was awakened at seven for breakfast. He was still tired, and gave the screw a volley of verbal abuse. The screw told him that he would get himself in trouble if he continued to act that way, to which Razor replied, "Yeah? What are you going to do, then? Put me in a fucking prison?"

Razor found out a week after his arrival that Jel had been sent to Ashford as well, with the same sentence of three years. They met up with another kid, Tony, in for theft and burglary, who had come from Latchmere, and together they earned the respect of the other prisoners.
Once, they demanded to be let into the exercise yard for a game of football. This was unheard of, but they threatened to go on a hunger strike if they were not allowed to. The screws had no choice but to let them play.

Later that month, Razor, Jel, and Tony heard that three boys were being sent to Ashford on rape charges. Rapists are not well accepted in prison. In fact, they are generally abused by the rest of the prison population, as they deserve. This was exactly what Razor and his friends were planning on doing. When the rapists arrived they were abused at every opportunity.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Week 4 Part 1

In the final paragraph on page 482 of A Few Kind Words And a Loaded Gun, after Razor has been sentenced to life in prison, he states, "I have spent my life carefully fashioning the chains that now bind me." This quote shows that the understands that he is responsible for what happened to him. He accepts that his sentence is his own fault.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Week 3 Part 2

I honestly can't find a single bad part in this book. I've read it through twice now, and it's probably the best book that I've ever read. I'm gonna buy it when this assignment is over. I agree with the author on pretty much every issue raised in the book, since most of them involve the prison system and he has more experience in that than almost anyone. It's pretty much totally impossible for me to relate to this story, as I live in Edina, and he is a hardened criminal off the streets of South London. He didn't go to a day of high school, and stated skipping in seventh grade.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Week 3 Part 1

At this time, Razor decided to start some more serious crimes. He purchased two firearms and he and Pete hooked up with a driver named George. He had, however, been recently arrested. Pete and Razor decided to spring him out of the prison. It was a community run prison, and it was very low security. They got in and asked a prisoner where he was ,and the prisoner told them that he had escaped himself. They left and located him, asking him if he wanted in on the armed robberies that they were planning. He enthusiastically accepted. The first job was a small record store. They, being new to armed robbery, went into the store wearing overcoats and jackets in the middle of the summer. Waiting until the store was empty, they demanded the money from the cashier. They were unaware that the store had recently emptied the register and sent it to the bank, so they made a grand total of 20 pounds and 8 copies of the Bay City Rollers' Greatest Hits album.

The second job was a rent office. It went only slightly better, and they made 100 pounds each. After this they did a few more quick jobs. There wee a few close calls, like when Razor stole a motorcycle from a shop display window, but a tire popped on some broken glass on the way out. Razor and Pete were seen too many times, and were eventually brought in for questioning by the CID. They were accused of armed robbery and picked out by every single witness.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Intoxicating: 86, it conveys extreme fascination and interest.
Snarled: 89, it is full of hatred, you snarl at someone you are angry at.
Ludicrous: 95, extremely ridiculous, foolish.
Tremendous: 97, hugely big, extremely large.

Look, this guy didn't go to a day of high school and skipped most of middle school. He's not one for big words.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Outside Reading Week 1

Well...I already read my book, so i'l try to remember what my initial reactions were as i reread. by the way, this book has a great book cover. It's the main character holding his baby son in one arm and and rifle in the other. anyway, the book starts in january 1998. the main man, currently unnamed, is in the middle of robbing a bank with his crew. the main man's job this time is crowd control: he makes sure all coustomers and employees do what they should, while the rest of the crew grabs the cash. they finish up fast and run out to the getaway driver. During the drive, he talks about the gang and the roles they play. When he is done with thism he talks a little about the police system in London. He also talks about the king of unwritten code amoung criminals, like don't grass. Then he talks about the famous criminals who he looks up to, then chapter one ends.

Chapter two starts in 1960, the year of Razor's, the main character's, birth. It then skips quickly over his life until he is nine years old. When he was nine he moved with his family to sinclair estate in south london. They moved from a slum in north london. Razor and his brother Mick met four of local boys, the brooker brothers, while exploring a nearby area. they quickly became friends. they caused alot of trouble around town, exploring construction sites and jumping on the backs of buses. They would often engage other gangs of young boys in fights. they also often skipped school.

He talks here about how he stole little things as a child. Like when there was no wood for the fire, he would go break down garden fences. He talks about how he alwais admired the people like Robin Hood, who stole but were still good guys. When he was eleven years old, he switched schools. He was kicked out of the first for fighting. He was sent to Tulse Hill school, which he says was one of the worst experiences of his life. After the first week he never went back.

When they were supposed to be at school, they would just hang out in south london. When they were thirsty, they would take a milkbottle off of someone's porch. This was normal behavior for children at the time. Once, though, the police saw them do it. The fine officers proceeded to beat the crap out of him and his brother, both of whom were under 15 years old. This is where his hatred of the police began.

He talks about one incident where a boy in front on an ice cream shop called him a "bog trotting Fenian bastard". He responded by breaking the kid's nose. The kid ran to his father and told him. The father came back and asked Razor if it were true. Razer said yes, and said why he did it. The father hit his kid in the head and gave Razor enough money for an ice cream.

When he was 15, he was arrested for his one man war against the police. Ever since they beat him, he had spent his time dismantling police motorcycles, looking for police cars to get to chase him, insulting officers. Once, he burgled a local tennis club that was a favorite of the police. He threw a party with the money, and a neighbor called the police about the noise. When they arrived, people began to throw bottles at them. There was a fight, but Razor got away. At this point, the police were looking for his pretty hard. He no longer slept at home, staying with friends or in cars. Once, after the police had scared his mother in a house raid looking for him, he threw a brick to a police station window. After this, he stole a police motorcycle and ran it into a ditch. A few weeks later, he was caught while hotwiring a motorcycle and arrested. He was sent to HMDC (Her Majesty's Detention Center) Send. He talks about the Short Sharp Shock, a system employed by screws, or prision employees, for dealing with juvenile offenders. It involved beating the evil out of children, which Razor compares to 17th century villagers burning the devil out of poor old ladies accused of being witches. The system also had the children complete useful tasks for the betterment of society, such as digging holes and filling them back in again, or smashing reject cassette tapes with hammers. Razor also talks about how juvenile prision also gives potentional criminals the oppurtunity to set up contacts and get information, such as the security of certian stores.

As soon as he arrived at HMDC Send, he received "a good hiding" from the screws. He talks about the stupid prision rules, like you have to shave even if you have nothing to shave. If you return the razor dry, you gey a beating. You had to cut your chin to prove you shaved. Also, all meals were eaten in a large dining hall while standing and being silent. If you sit or talk, you get a beating. Prisioners were allowed one letter to home a week. If you say anything bad about the prision treatment, you get a beating. Also, the laundry workers will leave skid marks on your pants.

He learned many intresting facts in Send, such as Marks and Spencer skylights had no alarm. There was also more general criminal information, such as how to hotwire a car, or how to bypass a burgler alarm. The prisioners considered themselves the good guys, and the screws the bad guys. They considered themselves soldiers behind enemy lines who's job it was to "fuck the system". The prime examples of straight society, as they saw it, were the screws and the abusive police. If they saw them as an enemy, of course they saw themselves as good, since the cops were clearly evil. Confident that they were the good guys, the prisioners of Send decided to refuse to do work. The next day, the wake-up screw comes in and tells them to do get ready fir work. Razor says that they "Ain't workin' no more". The screw responds by punching Razor in the face. After this, the rest of the prisioners are scared intp working. While the screw is shouting at the rest of the prisioners, Razor picks up a scovel off of the floor and swings at the screw's head, fully intending to kill him. The screw moves at the last second, and calls in more. They beat Razor down and take him to the punishment block. After this, the other prisioners treat him with respect, and he is given the easy jobs by the screws. He takes this as a lesson that he can use violence to get what he wants. He is released from Send in November.

The day after he left send, he and Micky went looking for a cop car to chase them. They got away that time, and a few times afterwards as well. Once, though, the police called in a motorcycle. They were caught, but Micky got away. When Razor learned this and laughed, one of the cops hit him in the face, just as two old ladies were passing by. He appealed to them for healp, saying he had done nothing wrong. The old women began yelling at the cops and took down the vehicle numbers. At this point, the cops had stopped beating up Razor and took him to the police station. When he got out of the car, he said the handcuffs really hurt, so the took them off. He burt away so fast the police didn't bother chasing him. He spent the night at Micky's house and then began a series of smash-and-grabs on electronics shops. He would smash the display window, and grab what was inside, hence the name.

It was around this time that he met up with Peter Mayne, commonly known as Pete the Nut. He was also a theif and they quickly became friends. They found a fence who collected antique goods and good to work. They raided ivory, clock, and silver stores, netting decent profits. Pete and Razor started to get into the Elvis scene, and started going to alot of teddy-boy clubs. The standard ted weapon was the cut-throat razor, filed to a point to make it hurt, but wrapped with masking tape an inch from the end to make it non-lethal. Razor "practised religiously" with his, and got a chance to use it when a local soul-boy gang raided the teddy-boy club he hung out in. There was a huge fight, and he slashed one kid in the face with the razor. The teds won the fight, and it was the first time Razor had used a weapon. About a month after this, he attacked a skinhead clob by him self, slashing everyone there. This was revenge for the skins almost killing a friend of his. The club was only about a quarter full, but the story grew until he was said to have slashed fifty skins and wrecked the club. He did nothing to dissuade these rumors, and the stories earned him the nickname Razor.

Thursday, September 6, 2007


I don't really have any...get good grades, I guess. I don't really plan ahead much, so I'm just gonna take things as they come.


I was a little anxious about homework, because last year I had a ton to do, and now we have every class every day, and I'm taking an AP class. Also, I'm worried about finals. I studied for hours and hours last year, and it'll be harder this year.